her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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