my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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