I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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