I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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