508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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