He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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