Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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