I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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