Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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