i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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