Having a random hookup so left but love u
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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