you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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