hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
