put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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