Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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