is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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