Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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