worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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