I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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