i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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