Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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