okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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