He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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