I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm always down for nudity.
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