I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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