idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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