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(207): View more from Maine

We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.

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(253): View more from Washington

um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

(973): View more from New Jersey

she has no idea

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

it was the only safe place

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