We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place