Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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