Whod you bang
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle