How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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