Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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