now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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