Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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