Slut skills are useful in every country.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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