wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
love makes seman taste better
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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