I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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