He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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