Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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