He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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