In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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