Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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