Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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