kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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