So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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