She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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