kristin has been a bad kristin
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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