My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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