We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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