I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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