He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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