D3 body, D1 cock
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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