Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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