Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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