why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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