school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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