brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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