So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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