that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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