his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and she was petting her beer can
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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