Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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