I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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