I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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